No ones this good with text!

I hasve teh kind of nagging problem from a mate wwho does presentation and graphics in Excel, i know but like me he loves Excel we recon no one can 180oC turn text (that upsise down) VBA allows all but nothing to be done, but this we feel is impossible but is critical if you design cards to sebnd people. Why excel sin[ple the grids with CTRL+MOUSE Aling perfect so easy.

Is is possible to type arial to be up side down or rotate a text box, Excel wopnt allow rotation

Why??? Who do we get arrouind this?

Any help i would dearly love to hear, a big thanks,, and yes i would use this is poss..