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If senile means old, how can you be old but not senile? Senile being distinct from the condition senile dementia.
 

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lenze said:
From Emma:
I differ: You can be old and NOT senile as you can also be senile and NOT old.

lenze
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a bit of back up at last!


Fight the corner for me Lenze - I'm going home now.


google - define:senility all the ammo you need.
 
google - define:senile
:)
 
Senile is the antonym of juvenile. You can be juvenile (young) without being juvenile (childish). Ditto senile ;)

(Or, what Rory said!)
 
Heading back on track, here’s a small selection for the Queen fans among us!
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p> </o:p>
=1*(YEAR("Love"))
ThisWorkbook.Save ("me")
=SUM("body",FIND("me",SUM("body"),2),"love")
 
Lewiy said:
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
=1*(YEAR("Love"))
ThisWorkbook.Save ("me")
=SUM("body",FIND("me",SUM("body"),2),"love")
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I love it! :rofl:
 
Maybe a few for Beatles fans as well:

Range("A1").Select
Set Troubles = If(Today()-1,Range("IV65536"),Range("$A$1"))


Let me.xldown = goto("Strawberry Fields")
If intersect is not nothing = false then
"real"


=If(Find("Myself","Troubles"),"mrexcel.com comes to me")
 
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